Day 1 - Evening Update
I have managed to slip across the border without alerting the authorities. However, before I continue, I have some personal business to attend to.
Mamajitsu has raised me since I was a little ninja, barely knee high to a shuriken. However, now that her offspring are out and committing acts of villainy on their own, she is experiencing a bit of empty lair syndrome, so she has decided to downsize and move to the Senior Villains Retirement Home. They have excellent medical facilities to deal with the long term effects of experimental serums and exposure to strange glowing meteorites. In addition, they have cable and Internet access, so she can keep up with the little ninjas.
When I heard that she was moving, I immediately made plans to assist, because if there is one thing that I learned growing up, it was that You Don't Say No to Mamajitsu
. I'm sure she want to take advantage of my strategic planning expertise. Besides, you can't trust relocation of a death ray to just anybody.
When I found out that her move was scheduled for the same weekend as the eclipse, it seemed like a stroke of serendipity. "Excellent", I thought, "my plan is coming together nicely."